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	<title>Joshua Mauldin &#187; zombies</title>
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		<title>Zombie Outbreak Scenarios Calculated by Smart People</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s about everything you need to know: once it happens, we&#8217;ll have about 3-6 hours until everyone in a city is infected, depending on whether or not we quarantine the infected. Here&#8217;s a glorious 18 page PDF with all kinds of smartpants equations and more charts.
In summary, a zombie outbreak is likely to lead to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-580" title="Zombie Outbreak Chart" src="http://joshuamauldin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zombie-outbreak-chart.jpg" alt="Zombie Outbreak Chart" width="550" height="300" />Here&#8217;s about everything you need to know: once it happens, we&#8217;ll have about 3-6 hours until everyone in a city is infected, depending on whether or not we quarantine the infected. Here&#8217;s a <a title="View this awesome PDF" href="http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf">glorious 18 page PDF</a> with all kinds of smartpants equations and more charts.</p>
<blockquote><p>In summary, a zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilisation, unless it is dealt with quickly. While aggressive quarantine may contain the epidemic, or a cure may lead to coexistence of humans and zombies, the most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often. As seen in the movies, it is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble.</p></blockquote>
<p>(Via <a title="She's smart. Follow her on Twitter." href="http://twitter.com/jennydeluxe">@jennydeluxe</a> and <a title="Thanks dude" href="http://twitter.com/gideonyago">@gideonyago</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Robots Will Eat Us. Maybe.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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TechCrunch says that a proposed military robot known as EATR would refuel on biomass while deployed on missions. If it&#8217;s on the battlefield, it could potentially be eating on people too. I question whether or not that would happen on two counts.
One: dude, it&#8217;s HUMANS. Two: if Max Brooks didn&#8217;t write a book about it, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p><a title="Scary!" href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/14/proposed-military-robot-would-refuel-by-eating-human-bodies-what-could-possibly-go-wrong/" target="_blank">TechCrunch</a> says that a proposed military robot known as <a title="If this were a web service, I don't want beta invites." href="http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR" target="_blank">EATR</a> would refuel on biomass while deployed on missions. If it&#8217;s on the battlefield, it could potentially be eating on people too. I question whether or not that would happen on two counts.</p>
<p>One: dude, it&#8217;s HUMANS. Two: if Max Brooks didn&#8217;t <a title="The Zombie Survival Guide!" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide" target="_blank">write a book about it</a>, it&#8217;s not possible.</p>
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